2019-11-23 – Google Pixel 3a
nose of an SAS sitting on the tarmac at LAX
🎵 (youtube) Chicho Sánchez Ferlosio «Los Solidarios»
—Back already? Did you at least deliver the beer?
—Nope, the proctors at the front door confiscated it.
—What? But didn’t you use the pass phrase?
—What? What pass phrase?
—The pass phrase! “Best friend”.
—How was I supposed to know that?
—Well, Ferris is your best friend.
—Who’s Ferris?
—The guy you were delivering it to, the guy who was in here yesterday …
—Yesterday was the first time I’d ever met him.
—What? But he talked like he knew you. Did you at least try to smuggle the beer in?
—I ain’t catching a suspension either for you or a complete stranger.
—Why would you get a suspension?
—The proctors said alcohol and food was completely banned during tests.
—Okay, okay. So what happened? If it was that serious, why didn’t they grab you on the spot?
—They let me go since I was in uniform, I just went up to them and told them I had a delivery for Ferris
from Stone Dragon Tavern.
—You implicated both of us?
—As I said, I ain’t catching a suspension for either of you.
➡️ the day after
⬅️ the day before
⬅️ the month before
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