Knotgrass, Thursday, 12 February 12026 HE
2026-02-12 | 26B12 | 2026-043 | 2461084
2026-W07-4 | Q1 | Primavera
2014-08-09 – Apple iPhone 4
night-blooming cereus, San José, California
imagining Musk as the butt of jokes in an apartment roommate sitcom – he constantly insists on streaming rants from the hallway and his roommates consider it a holy mandate to interrupt him in any way possible
stream begins, roommate walks in, throws arm over Musk’s shoulder, and begins freestyle rapping – “thinks he’s as great as Atticus / even with a plastic zygomaticus / he’s still as loopy as a bat-icus”
stream begins, roommate walks in with cellphone, hits play on a song to use as a soundbed for the rant, music starts out muted but roommate slowly raises volume – a minute later, Musk turns apoplectic as he realizes the song is the Soviet National Anthem
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